Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Fuck Target

Good News: Target lost another $7 per share in value the past few days.



AND THEN THERE'S THIS:

Gunman kidnaps NC family, forces them to shop at Target

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Analysis seems to support the theory that the stock dropped in response to the news of the proposed Amazon - Whole Foods merger. Nonetheless gross sales and gross profit have trended downward (4B and 2B) respectively over the most recent 5 year period. EBITDA down about 10% over the same period.

Pastorius said...

I'm waiting for this past quarter's profit report. They have not hit a target since they decided that men should use their penises in girl's bathrooms.

Anonymous said...

Bathrooms and changing rooms.

Anonymous said...

Did this gunman read your post? /sarc WSOCTV: Gunman kidnaps NC family, forces them to shop at Target

Pastorius said...

Hah! Hilarious.