Thursday, April 28, 2016

BREAKING: THE REAL REASON TED CRUZ PICKED CARLY FIORINA AS HIS "VICE PRESIDENT"


You thought he just wanted to play Pretend President, didn' you?

No, Ted Cruz has a practical streak.

Fiorina is exactly the right choice for Ted Cruz. 

Given her experience with HP, she will be the perfect person to lay off Cruz’s campaign staff in the coming weeks, when his donors started talking about tying a cement anchor to his legs and making him disappear at the bottom of the sea.

3 comments:

Nicoenarg said...

LOL

Bob said...

I think the idea is that she will make him seem less weird and off-putting by comparison.

Pastorius said...

LOL

That's hilarious.