Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Church Of England Declares Holy War On Islam Global Warming

Photograph of Vicar Contemplating, 
"What Would It Feel Like If I Shoved This Thing Up My Ass?"

I have come to believe "Global Warming" really is the biggest threat to mankind.

That is, the belief that there is such a thing as Anthropogenic Global Warming, and that it can be controlled by destroying Capitalism, is indeed the worst threat we face today.

This belief against all reason is most certainly even worse than Islam.

The Pope and the leaders of the Church of England are a disgrace to the name of Christ. They are not followers of Christ. They are followers of Marx and of power. The combination of Marx and Power is far more destructive than the Jihad itself.

Our world if fucked beyond comprehension.

If an organization comes along of some size, and with financial backing, who will support a war on these Islamists and Leftist,s count me in.

I am ready to kill every single one of these people, if I have to rip their brains out through their eye sockets.
Leaders of the Church of England declared yesterday (Mon) that fighting climate change is a holy duty. They called for a new generation of vicars to be trained in ‘ecotheology’ as well as the Bible and ‘eco-justice’ alongside Christian ethics. 
Churchgoers are to be encouraged to skip lunch on the first day of every month in a fast against climate change after the General Synod, the CofE’s parliament, adopted a wholesale programme of green activism. 
It backed a motion which said creation is holy and the Church is ‘called to protect the earth now and for the future’. 
It called on governments around the world to limit the global rise in temperatures to no more than two degrees celsius. 
The Archbishop of Canterbury, the Most Rev Justin Welby, said the CofE faithful must set an example to others. 
He suggested the Synod could make the gesture of using less paper and that its members might cut back on their travel.

Other speakers in the debate in York said that people could help save the planet by downloading fewer photographs from their mobile phones and by attaching solar panels to vicarage roofs.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's called "putting Jesus in the service of Marx."

It's both false theology and false compassion. And it's a cancer on the Christian world, at least in the West.

You may well be right, it could be worse than Islam.

BTW, remember when Iowahawk discovered that "lost" work of Chaucer: "The Tale of the Asshat"? As in the Archbishop of Canterbury. One of the funnies things I've ever read.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry Pastorious. Iran will take us all out before long ... Just get your spiritual side in harmony. Not much that we can do.

The nearly six million dollars to the family of the NY thug, the Iran deal, and the declaration of these "religious"leaders who I doubt even believe in God is too much for me today. How have we come to this?

Pastorius said...

I'll have to read that. I need something funny after reading this.

I really despise the Pope and the Church of England scum.

Pastorius said...

Get my spiritual side in order?

I'm nor sure which would make more sense right now? To be willing to die in service, or to clear the temple.

Maybe we should choose to do both.