Saturday, July 14, 2012

What Is A Pussifist?

Pussifist   [pus-uh-fist]


nounnoun
1.
a person who professes to believe in pacifism, but who is, instead, merely afraid of his own shadow, therefore, wants to avoid violence of any kind.
2.
a person whose personal belief in his own fear causes him to want to have more manly men put their fists up his rectum, rather than having his face beat in with said fists.


An example of the correct usage of the word Pussifist:

Damien Charles is a Pussifist. 

                                          Pussifist in action.





3 comments:

Mr. AOW said...

You tell 'em, Pastorius!

Pastorius said...

Thanks for the encouragement, my friend.

Nice car in your icon, by the way.

Always On Watch said...

Pasto,
The car looks almost exactly the one that Mr. AOW and I have.