Thursday, May 17, 2012

Tom Cruise Is Not Gay - CORRECTION ADDED - TOM CRUISE IS NOT GAY, AFTER ALL

I'm not gay.
   --- Tom Cruise



CORRECTION - For the record, when I posted this I thought this was merely a photograph presented by Tom Cruise in the interest of showing off his new tattoos.

 I did not know it was a publicity photo to promote his new movie. 

That makes the photo DECIDEDLY LESS GAY.

 So, please allow me to correct any misunderstanding my post may have cause that, perhaps, Tom Cruise is gay, when I said he was not gay.

For suresies this time, TOM CRUISE IS NOT GAY.

Never let anyone tell you IBA does not attempt to correct it's mistakes.

12 comments:

Pastorius said...

I just thought it was really important to acknowledge that Tom Cruise is not gay.

SamenoKami said...

I feel better already.

Anonymous said...

Boy I don't know, watch closely at about the 54 second mark.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwLX2Wyl3-o&feature=related

Epaminondas said...

I've been very concerned about this for years.
Thank you for making it easier for me to get thru the day

;)

Pastorius said...

For the record, when I posted this I thought this was merely a photograph presented by Tom Cruise in the interest of showing off his new tattoos.

I did not know it was a publicity photo to promote his new movie.

That makes the photo NOT GAY.

My mistake. Never let anyone tell you IBA does not attempt to correct it's mistakes.

cjk said...

I thought he was just a fudge packer?

Pastorius said...

Does he have a fudge packing movie coming out soon that he has to promote?

Epaminondas said...

It's a biopic of Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield Working title ... 'How I made Brownie Batter out of Chocolate Fudge Brownie'

cjk said...

I assumed you guys saw that South Park episode. I thought it was good at the hypocrisy of the media as it deals with Mohammedanism.
I think that was the episode.

Pastorius said...

What? Are you saying South Park had a "Tom Cruise is not gay" episode?

I love South Park, but I do not get to see many of their episodes.

cjk said...

Yeah, it's great. They go on a field trip to a fudge packing plant and Tom Cruise is working there so the word goes out that he's a fudge packer.
If I remember right the movie stars all get together to try to figure out why Mohammedanism is never criticized or something, not sure.

Pastorius said...

I'll look that up. YOu can watch their episodes at the SouthPark.com website, I believe.