Thursday, June 17, 2010

Bali: Muslim Seduced By Cow - Cow Must Be Killed According To Islamic Bullshit

Thanks to Anonymous for the story and the title.

RRA notes:


Secret identities of the 72 virgins revealed! 
Paradise-bound shahids in udder shock! 
Mooooooooslims riot over "insult" to Holy Cows! 
IBA milking story for all it's worth!

:)

From Short News:
Nhurah A. from Bali was caught in the sex with a cow.  According to the village oldest, the 18-year-old was observed of a villager how he stood naked behind the cow and held its rear.  In the interrogation, the culprit explained that the cow would be a young and beautiful girl. 

"You has me called and made flattering comments, had I sex with its", said A. vis-à-vis the authorities.  In order to clean the village of the "dirty behavior", the cow is supposed to be drowned now after traditional ritual in a lake. 

The culprit A. must wash itself in the ocean and must pay 2,000 Balanese coins as a fine. 
In an IBA exclusive, we have obtained photos of this bovine babe. I mean, you can't really blame him, Can you?

42 comments:

revereridesagain said...

Secret identities of the 72 virgins revealed! Paradise-bound shahids in udder shock! Mooooooooslims riot over "insult" to Holy Cows! IBA milking story for all it's worth!

Pastorius said...

LOL

Awesom.

I hope no one is too offended by the photo.

Alexander Münch said...

What a cow !
Groovy Groovy, Man!

Anonymous said...

LOL :D

Black_Rain said...

HERE ARE SOME MORE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO5FURgj9zM

Unknown said...

Hi Guys.
Ok i'll never eat steak again.Holy cow suddenly got a whole new meaning.

abdooss said...

P,
It proved my numerous that there are no standardised Muslim rules everywhere, sharia or otherwise, and extremists Muslims interpreted the Quran (and Hadith) on their own whims and fancies.

AND Extremists can exist in any Religion. The link below is about a Christian Soccer-fan killed by his family for choosing Soccer channel instead of Gospel one : http://soccer.fanhouse.com/2010/06/17/south-african-man-looking-to-watch-world-cup-killed-by-family/

midnight rider said...

Dude! I Love Cowgirls!

wait. . .

Anonymous said...

It proved my numerous that there are no standardised Muslim rules everywhere, sharia or otherwise, and extremists Muslims interpreted the Quran (and Hadith) on their own whims and fancies.


no, it didn't. mohammad was a zoophile. do you know about the fatwas (based on mohammad) of ayatollah khomeini?

Anonymous said...

this is based on pedophile mohammad:

"A man can marry a girl younger than nine years of age, even if the girl is still a baby being breastfed. A man, however is prohibited from having intercourse with a girl younger than nine, other sexual acts such as foreplay, rubbing, kissing and sodomy is allowed. A man having intercourse with a girl younger than nine years of age has not committed a crime, but only an infraction, if the girl is not permanently damaged. If the girl, however, is permanently damaged, the man must provide for her all her life. But this girl will not count as one of the man's four permanent wives. He also is not permitted to marry the girl's sister." - ayatollah khomeini


this is based on zoophile mohammad:

"A man can have sex with sheep, cows and camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village; however, selling the meat to the next door village should be fine." - ayatollah khomeini

"If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrement become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and as quickly as possible and burned." - ayatollah khomeini




islam is a cult

Anonymous said...

pedophile imam following in the footsteps of pedophile mohammad:


An imam pleaded guilty to molesting a teenage boy at a Gulf coast mosque.

A judge put Yasser Mohamed Shahade on probation for 10 years and designated him a sexual offender Thursday. He will be deported to Egypt.

He faced 15 years in prison if convicted of the initial charge, sexual battery on a minor. His attorney confirmed that he pleaded guilty to a reduced charge of lewd and lascivious molestation.

He was arrested in May 2009 after a boy who stayed overnight at the Masjid Omar Al Mukhtar mosque said he had been assaulted.

Shahade’s attorney Charles Traina says his client entered the plea in his best interest to the reduced charge and anticipates being deported back to his home country of Egypt.



iSLAM IS A CULT

Anonymous said...

UK: Royal Marine and His Father Stabbed ‘Protecting Sister From Gang Attack’

A Royal Marine and his father were stabbed on their doorstep as they tried to stop a gang attacking a female family member.

Matthew Stevenson-Webber, 24, was knifed in the back on Tuesday night in Mitcham, south London, as he protected his sister from the attack.

His father, Craig Joseph-Webber, 45, was stabbed in the head.

He is said to be in a critical condition in hospital, while Stevenson-Webber is said to be stable.

The marine is believed to have heard his sister screaming outside their home and raced with his father to her rescue.

They were then attacked by a knife-wielding gang.

A 17-year-old from Birmingham has been charged and is due to appear at Wimbledon Magistrates’ Court today.

The youth, who cannot be named, is charged with causing grievous bodily harm and possessing an offensive weapon.

A third man, aged, 30 was stabbed in the shoulder and is also stable in hospital.

Four other teenagers, aged between 17 and 19, were questioned over the attack have been bailed.






islam is a cult

Anonymous said...

UN Petitioned Over West’s “Islamophobia”

GENEVA — Muslim states said on Wednesday that what they call “islamophobia”“is sweeping the West and its media and demanded that the United Nations take tougher action against it. Delegates from Islamic countries, including Pakistan and Egypt, told the United Nations Human Rights Council that treatment of Muslims in Western countries amounted to racism and discrimination and must be fought.

“People of Arab origin face new forms of racism, racial discrimination, xenophobia and related forms of intolerance and experience discrimination and marginalization,” an Egyptian delegate said, according to a U.N. summary.

And Pakistan, speaking for the 57-nation Organization of the Islamic Conference (OIC), said the council’s special investigator into religious freedom should look into such racism “especially in Western societies”.

Acting for the OIC, Pakistan has tabled a resolution at the council instructing its special investigator on religious freedom “to work closely with mass media organizations to ensure that they create and promote an atmosphere of respect and tolerance for religious and cultural diversity”.

The OIC — and its allies in the 47-nation council including Russia, China and Cuba — dub criticism of Muslim practices and linking of terrorism waged under the proclaimed banner of Islamism as “islamophobia”“that pillories all Muslims.

Bound to Pass

Diplomats say the resolution, which also tells the investigator to make recommendations to the Human Rights Council on how its strictures might be implemented, is bound to pass given the majority the OIC and its allies have in the body (…)





UNITED NATIONS = CORRUPTION
OIC STINKS

Anonymous said...

VOTE THESE PEOPLE OUT:



Engulfing the Internet

Washington Prowler

Despite opposition by a House of Representatives majority and a bipartisan group of Senators, the Federal Communications Commission on Thursday is expected to proceed with plans to impose federal government regulation of the Internet, which would essentially treat broadband networks — and the companies that invested more than $200 billion in private capital to deploy them — as utilities.

The commission’s chairman, Julius Genachowski, and his staff have insisted that imposing federal regulations originally written in the 1930s for the telephone is the only way the Obama Administration can gain the “kind of oversight and control that we need,” says an FCC staffer with ties to another Democrat commissioner. “Look at the Gulf oil spill, that’s what happens when we let corporations just do their own thing without any accountability. We can’t allow that to happen with the Internet. We won’t allow it.”

The vote to continue the review and comment process at the FCC is expected to be a party-line vote, with the two Republican commissioners voting against the proposed regulatory scheme.

Under the Obama Administration’s plan, the FCC would be able to enforce so-called “net neutrality” rules, allowing the federal government to set how broadband and Internet Service Providers (ISPs) manage the networks. By bringing broadband and the Internet under FCC regulatory oversight, the FCC would also be able to impose policies related to speech or online business models.

“The American public really has no idea how devastating these policies are going to have on free speech and the Internet,” says a Republican Senate staffer. “If they are able to impose these regulations, they would be able to impose a host of different regulations that would limit free speech online and essentially give the left the upper hand. First the auto industry, then health care and the financial services industry, now this.”

Anonymous said...

For those deeply engulfed in intellectual and moral duplicity about the inevitability of a more inclusive cultural and spiritual American mosaic, your siege mentality will assure only your eventual eclipse from even the periphery of America’s discourse. America is undergoing a transformative period best expressed by the call to expand the limiting Judeo-Christian tradition with the more inclusive Abrahamic tradition because such an attribute aptly- and completely-encompasses both the essence and hopes of our beloved country.


http://blog.nj.com/dr_aref_assaf/2010/06/as_apple_pie_americas_mosques.html



islam is a cult

Anonymous said...

i'm sick of this islamic bullshit:
«Abrahamic faiths»
it makes me vomit!

Epaminondas said...

Say isn't that the new 'GATEWAY' girl?

Pastorius said...

Anonymous,
Thanks for the links.

The editorial about Islamaphobia and the opposition to Mosques is total bs, isn't it?

Pastorius said...

Abdoos,
There are no orders in the Bible that a Christian kill a person if they do not watch Christian TV, read Christian books, or keep the Bible open all the time.

There are orders in Islamic holy scriptures that indicate how to have sex with babies, and what to do if one has sex with a cow, etc.

You may not know the hadiths, but we do.

Anonymous said...

Pastorious,
Sorry, where is it?

Pastorius said...

It seems I have confused my memory of a Hadith, with my memory from the Ayatollah.

Sorry about that.

From the Ayatollah Khomeini's Green Book:

Bestiality

Is there a proper Muslim way to have sex with animals? Indeed, there is! Guidelines for sex with animals can be found in the writings of Ayatollah Khomeini. Two excerpts from his writings serve to clarify the matter.

"A man can have sex with sheep, cows and camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village; however, selling the meat to the next door village should be fine." Don't the buyers deserve a discount of some kind?

Khomeini's "Tahrirolvasyleh" fourth volume, Darol Elm, Gom, Iran, 1990

"If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrement become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and as quickly as possible and burned." What if it was really good and invites another lap or two? Must animals always be one-night stands?

Pastorius said...

Oops, here's some information about Hadith which discuss sex with animals:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9fRMy5nOog

Anonymous said...

Pastorious,
there was a news report about the % of searches on line, islamics countries hit the record on bestiality.

Anonymous said...

Pastorius said...
The editorial about Islamaphobia and the opposition to Mosques is total bs, isn't it?

Yes, bullshit and rubbish from the beggining to the end.

Look : Islam and its adherents (slaves, and freemen) have been a part of America's past for over 400 years.

Supersized taqyyia!

http://blog.nj.com/dr_aref_assaf/2010/06/as_apple_pie_americas_mosques.html


maybe they have small dicks and try to compensate it with SUPERSIZED taqyyia as mohammad did.

abdooss said...

P,
I'll take all your postings with tongue in cheek.

Anonymous said...

Pastorius said...

It seems I have confused my memory of a Hadith, with my memory from the Ayatollah.

Sorry about that.

From the Ayatollah Khomeini's Green Book:




schizophrenic, psychotic mohammad is the ideal muslim.

Anonymous said...

abdooss said...

Anonymous,
You want to War against Islam? Better do it with the Arabs ONLY. Don't involve we the non-Arab.




What's your problem?

Anonymous said...

i had no ideia there are arabs, i thought arabs were mixed by now as they raped their slaves for centuries.

they raped the female slaves, the male slaves were castrated (it amounts to genocide besides the 1/4 of billion people islam has murdered).

abdooss said...

Anonymous,
When Mohammed died, his successor, Abu Bakar ordered his troops ; "Never kill women, children and old people. Don't attack any Priests in their temples, as long as they don't join in the War against you. Don't harm any plants or harvest."

All the rapes and horrendous acts were done by people deviating from Islamic teaching. They will use whatever they want to justify their horrific acts. Some of you may say this is Taquiyya. You believe whatever you wanted.

Dag said...

Abdu, why aren't you blogging at your own site as well as leaving comments on the Internet and following so many others? You obviously have opinions, and if you have a blog you have to answer for your statements, assuming you get any comments. I'd jump in and comment. I can do that and listen to "Cowgirl in the Sand" at the same time.

Regards, Dag.

Anonymous said...

abdooss said...
When Mohammed died, his successor, Abu Bakar ordered his troops ; "Never kill women, children and old people. Don't attack any Priests in their temples, as long as they don't join in the War against you. Don't harm any plants or harvest."

All the rapes and horrendous acts were done by people deviating from Islamic teaching. They will use whatever they want to justify their horrific acts. Some of you may say this is Taquiyya. You believe whatever you wanted.




this sounds like a threat:


abdooss said...
Anonymous,
You want to War against Islam? Better do it with the Arabs ONLY. Don't involve we the non-Arab.



IF you resort to violent remarks, YOU DON'T TALK TO ME! I DESPIZE VIOLENT PEOPLE!


about the other remark: women and children raped and taken as slaves, all the others were slaughtered!


Qur'an 2:191: And kill them wherever you find them, and drive them out from whence they drove you out, and persecution is severer than slaughter, and do not fight with them at the Sacred Mosque until they fight with you in it, but if they do fight you, then slay them; such is the recompense of the unbelievers.



You are not a poverty striken ignorant dude in an islamic hole... HOW COME YOU ARE MUSLIM?


islam first stage goal: world caliphate

islam second stage goal that is happening already: arab muslims make muslims with more arab genes genocide the muslims with less arab genes... until there's only arabs. islam is arab supremacism.

HOW COME YOU NON-ARAB ARE A MUSLIM?

Anonymous said...

IS THIS WHY YOU ARE A MUSLIM?

Qur'an 4:089: They desire that you should disbelieve as they have disbelieved, so that you might be (all) alike; therefore take not from among them friends until they fly (their homes) in Allah's way; but if they turn back, then seize them and kill them wherever you find them, and take not from among them a friend or a helper.

Pastorius said...

Abdu,
You said: P,
I'll take all your postings with tongue in cheek.


I ask: Why? It turns out I was right, according to many respected scholars. There is a Hadith which supports sex with animals. Watch the video.

Listen, you can take me tongue in cheek, if you'd like. But, remember this, I am not a Muslim, never bothered with the Krayon or the Hadith until eight years ago, still don't bother with it that much, and yet I seem to know it better than most Muslims, and perhaps, even better than you, if I take into account the fact that you seem to not know about bestiality and Islam.

You could quote Deuteronomy on killling gays and apostates to me, and I would know about it. I know the Bible, and a bit of the Talmud, and I know about St. Augustine, Thomas Aquinas, Martin Luther, St. John of the Cross, etc.

Why do you not know about your religion?

abdooss said...

P,
Are all your hadiths/Ayatollah's comments coming from internet-based information or did you read it from the actual book?

I need to have that clear. Thank You.

Pastorius said...

You're not going to fool this Infidel with that line of argument, Abdoos. That's the oldest trick in the book.

The USC Hadith and Koran are posted by Muslims. They are not Arabic, but they are approved by and used by Muslims.

It's interesting how Muslims try to claim translation problems whenever it is revealed that the Krayon says something they don't want it to say.

Pastorius said...

Also, let me make something else clear to you:

You can go on demanding things of me (as in, "I need to have that clear"), as if you are a parent and I am a child, but I don't answer to you. Where you got the idea that I do answer to you is an interesting story in and of itself. Of that I am quite sure.

Would you like to discuss that?

abdooss said...

P,
I have not set my eyes yet on the actual book too.

I was not alleging / accusing you of anything too.

abdooss said...

The actual book - being Ayatollah's fatwa.

Pastorius said...

Oh, sorry then. I misunderstood you.

Yes, I have never seen an actual copy of the Ayatollah's book.

You can pick up a copy of the Ayatollah's book here:

http://www.amazon.com/Sayings-Ayatollah-Khomeini-Political-Philosophical/dp/0553140329/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1277091188&sr=1-2

abdooss said...

P,
No sweat, man.

Yogesh Saxena Advocate speaks said...

In this manner those persons who left their property in Pakistan, their entire property was vested to the State of Pakistan while the property remained in India has been given back to the Pakistanis. The other factor in respect of the status of minority given to the Muslims in India as compared to the Hindus living in Pakistan has to be seen from the angle that there is no voting right vested to them nor they can defend themselves inside the Court of Law without seeking the permission from the authorities. A Hindu cannot sell his property to Hindu and it has to be sold to the Muslim on whatever the cost is offered to them by the mercy of the purchaser. About 6 crores of Muslims have been allowed to migrate from Bangladesh on the pretext raised by the ruling parties that they were the citizens of united India and have their right to join their parent state. The Hindus from Pakistan have been denied such right even after declaring that they will kill themselves but not return back to Pakistan. What happened to the Kashmiri Pundits who are living in the refugee’s camps even after declaration of the Kashmir valley as the separate identity from the Government of India? Why the Hajj subsidy of Rs. 96,000/ - is granted to the Muslims for visiting Mecca while Rs.25000/- as the tax being realized from the pilgrims visiting to the Amaranth caves.

Anonymous said...

Islam disgusts me to the level i cant even explain. full of utter bullshits!

INHUMAN!

ISLAM IS A CULT!