Saturday, May 16, 2009

Brain Sickness

Who is more likely to blame "the Jews" for the financial crisis, (D)'s or (R)'s?

The answer may surprise you. (If you live under a rock.)

6 comments:

Pastorius said...

Yep, and yet over 80% of Jews voted Democrat in the most recent Presidential election.

Yesterday, Gateway Pundit ran some poll results which showed that the preponderance of Americans are anti-abortion, want smaller government, and lower taxes.

And yet, the preponderance of Americans voted for Obama.

Americans do not vote rationally.

Since 1960, Americans have voted for the better looking candidate in every election.

And, let's be honest, Blacks and Jews vote Democrat regardless of looks, cuz, I guess, they are less shallow than we whities.

Sonic Charmer said...

This is true as a general rule:

Since 1960, Americans have voted for the better looking candidate in every election.Although, you gotta wonder, how on earth did Nixon win?

Twice!

I'm not sure Nixon's accomplishment in that regard is fully recognized.

Pastorius said...

I probably should have qualified my statement by saying that in every non-incumbent election, Americans have voted for the better looking candidate.

However, here is a pic of McGovern:

http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A2715/271507/300_271507.jpg

And, here's a pic of Hubert Humphrey:

http://www.russpickett.com/ushist/photos/hubert.jpg

And look, I'm no homo, but I think Nixon is hotter than either of those guys:

http://www.visitingdc.com/images/richard-nixon-picture.jpg

Pastorius said...

Lyndon Johnson was also not a very good looking man:

http://www.stevenspublishing.com/prodimg/ohs/ohs107/o17ANV_lyndon-johnson_10.jpg

But, here's a pic of Barry Goldwater:

http://blogs.asee.org/fellowships/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/goldwater.jpg

Once again, it was an incumbent situation. The two are about equally lacking in good looks.

Sonic Charmer said...

Well, I prefer to just give the credit to Tricky Dick for outsmarting those East Coast Ivy League pointyheads who tried to keep him down.

Wait, did I just undermine my own post? ;-)

Pastorius said...

Yeah, old Dick Nixon showed them. When he was done with 'em, they certainly couldn't kick him around anymore.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCp8Edp4pfo