Sunday, July 01, 2007

Live From Glasgow: It's the Itchy and Scratchy Show.

Two men rammed a burning truck into the aeroport at Glasgow in an attempt to commit mass-murder. They were Muslims. For a number of people opining on the Internet this is like watching television. They see it from a distance, an emotional and intellectual distance, and feel they should tell the rest of us the Truth of the exercise, that it's all part of a scenario begun by a grand conspiracy mastered by the secret elite of oil barons and spies from the West. People whose deepest emotions are sentimental tell us they feel the pain of others. And those same tell us they grasp the cosmic significance of the Gnostic martyrdom at play in Glasgow, that it's a protest against poverty imposed by the robber-barons of Global Capitalism. I laugh-- at this point. It leads me to wonder about what the "real truth" is.

We have to wonder what it is that possesses a number of people to grow beards and obsess over the ravings of a seventh century lunatic warlord from the end of nowhere to the point they kill others and themselves in a state of rapture. But even more bizarre is that folks in the West don't seem to be too upset about it. Letters to the editor suggest it's a conspiracy by Mossad/MI5/CIA types to make things possible for the new Brit. p.m. to further frighten voters into giving up their civil liberties so the oil companies can wring more money out of the population. And a further mystery is that the average person will listen to some arsehole like that without losing his temper and hitting the speaker as he would if one were to shout filth in a church. Isn't there any limit to the things people will endure? I guess not. Welcome to the live version of the Itchy and Scatchy Show.

"Eyewitness Jackie Kennedy, 46, described how she watched one of the occupants of the car douse himself in petrol and set himself alight.

"He had a big smirk on his face. He lifted up what appeared to be a five-litre drum, which I think had petrol in it, and set himself on fire. His clothes were melting in front of my very eyes.

"The police tried to pounce on him but he fought back and was struggling with them. It was only when a member of the public punched him in the face that the police managed to restrain him. The police were trying to spray CS gas in his face but it was not working."

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article2010062.ece
Well, the beard is itchy, and the burning himself up has to be scratchy, so I'd say that's a fine headline.

Graphic from: 1. Burning Love
Summary: Itchy shoots Scratchy, who is relaxing on a hammock, with a flaming arrow.
Episode: Krusty Gets Busted (112/7G12)
DVD Location: Season 1/Disc 2 (2:48 - 3:04)
krustofski.com

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

May I explain to our American and Australian friends what is happening in Britain.

We are now sliding from a state of intermittent acts of terrorism into one of continuous low-level civil war.

As happened in Northern Ireland, religious communities are polarising and moderates are being silenced.

In the face of this increasing division between Muslim and Kaffir, the ruling NuLabor/SNP elite is attempting to maintain its facade of multicultural bliss by ever more drastic censorship and repressive legislation.

The Glasgow attack is a particular wake up call for the Scots. In the past Scotland has been immune from terrorist attacks because IRA terrorists regarded the Scots as fellow Celts, subjugated by the same Sassanach jackboot.

As Scotland has regained its independence, the Marxist Scottish Nationalist Party has been keen to encourage immigration by non-English ethnic groups (Definition of a Scotsman - Not an Englishman) in the same way that Quebecois have encouraged the immigration of francophone Muslims from Algeria (Definition of a Quebecois - not a Canadian).

Both nations are now reaping the whirlwind, with Glasgow having a particularly severe infestation of vicious and aggressive Muslims who torture and mutilate Kaffir children (Google for 'Kris Donald castrated').

To the Muslim there is no distinction between England and Scotland - they are both Dar al-Harb.


NuLabor came to power ten years ago filled with Marxist idealism. They re-labelled stuffy old Britain as 'Kool Britannia' and opened the gates to all who wanted to enter this multi-culti socialist paradise.

In an absolutely breathtaking combination of ignorance and arrogance they allowed three million Muslims to enter the country in the belief that they would buy into Kool Britania and become loyal socialist voters. Of course many of these Muslims came from jihad zones such as Kashmir, where the divisions between Muslim and Kaffir, Dar al-Islam and Dar al-Harb, are basic realities.

Consequently, Muslims have not become the model socialist citizens that the Marxists expected, and NuLabor has absolutely no idea how to deal with them.

The BNP do understand the Muslim Problem but are unlikely to come to power sufficiently quickly to take the necessary actions to prevent the bloodbath predicted by Enoch Powell when the Muslim infestation first began.


History is littered with great civilisations destroyed by Islam. British and European civilisations are beyond saving. Americans and Australians need to pay close attention to what is happening in Britain because without drastic action the same slow decline into civil war and Balkanisation will happen in your countries.

Dag said...

The point of my post was to tag forever the two bombers at Glasgow as cartoon characters, to try to make them popular figures of ridicule, as Itchy and Scratchy for the duration of their miserable lives.

These people deserve noting of the adulation they receive from the Left, and of which they will gain not only more but those who laud them will in time even become them-- if we don't act as citizens to make Islam and Leftist utopianism a joke in the minds of the populace. Riduclue the Muslims.

One is horribly burned? He's a joke. Laugh at his toasted self. He's a cartoon, not a flamin' hero.

Please feel free to spread around this idea of the bombers being a joke. Obviously it won't move beyond areas in which the Simpsons is common fare, but local attempts at humor will move to all areas in time, and if we can make the world laugh at the homicide romance of the jihadis, then they will in time simply stop. Not a one of them wishes to be a laughing stock.

Najistani, you dirty thing, I like your comment very much and I'm going to run it at Covenant Zone.

Ladies; and Germs? I gotta million of them.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if they'll charge the citizen for hitting the poor Muslim.

Good piece to show the Left are so nuts it is hard to fathom.

'IslamISTphobia' - Don't fear it, embrace it!

These peaceful terrorist monkeys must be stopped from coming in to Britain. And all that do come in should be fingerprinted, photographed from 5 angles, and retina scanned...

absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
Britain must pay forever

immigrants are entitled
to take over the country
...

Always On Watch said...

Dag,
Yes, ridicule them. But remember the bigger picture too.

Good to see you posting here. It's been a while, huh?

Dag said...

AOW, I'm hoping Pastorius will send you some lengthy text soon that I'd like you to participate in making even longer.

Hope to find out more soon.

My best, Dag.

Anonymous said...

najistani I can't understand where you get your figure of 3 million from? There really aren't that many illegal muslim immigrants. They're nearly always allowed to come here!

The biggest estimate is 1.8 million.

The 2001 census recorded 1.6 million.

Anonymous said...

Dag, bang on, let's rip on these fucking loosers!

Dag said...

Some might recall the Brit. hit, Doctor in the House. Oh, I gotta go for it. My latest masterpiece of theatre was "Doctors Jihadi and MIsters Hide." There's no end to the jokes till we run out of Muslim killers, no time soon.