Friday, January 12, 2007

What Really Matters: Bikini vs. Burqini

Here's the bikini (or part of it):

Kyla Cole

And here's the burqini:

Some Dumb Chick

Bikini wins! Type in your vote in the comments if you wish.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bikini Wins! Hands on ! Uh, I mean hands down.

Pastorius said...

I vote for bikini, especially this one. That poor girl looks like she need a little help with it.

Anonymous said...

Bikini all da way ...

She must have breathing problems though.

pastorious ...
I'd like to nominate this for Infidel Babe Of The Week

Pastorius said...

Jack,
I'm with you on that.


That chick looks like an ex-girlfriend of mine. I swear it totally looks like her. I wonder if it is. That's not her name, but she was the type of chick who would change her name.

Pastorius said...

Nope, I answered my own question. I looked at more pics of her on the net, and that is definately not my ex-girlfriend.

Anonymous said...

Pastorius

That poor girl needs, um, our support, um, a helping hand? :-)

I know - not very PC of me.

Watcher said...

Bikini, definitely bikini. The bikinier the better.

Anonymous said...

Seeing that bikini girl makes me feel funny. I am sweating and my vision is narrowing. Is that normal?

On the burqini girl, is that an image of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

The_Editrix said...

Is the bikini girl experiencing some sort of orthodontical problem?

And thank you, boyz, for posting that! Makes me feeling so much better about my 50+ years and my depressing struggle with gravitational force.

Obviously, there are women who are even worse off.

Epaminondas said...

Typical comments of fornicating americans duped by zionist pornographers, typed while swilling beer, and bowing to satan while buying tickets to vegas to see topless women, drink and gamble and get your lapdances, while at home your sons and daughters are schtupping each other in their cadillac convertibles burning our stolen natural resources

You will all be burning in hell.

I will spend my life reading the noble whooseywhatsis and beheading people. I am holy.

Pastorius said...

Hey Editrix,
If you're looking that good, can I get your phone number?

Urban Infidel said...

Bikini wins.

Question:
What happens if one of those, you know..., pesky islamic 'gender' conflicts comes up in a situation involving lifesaving?

The_Editrix said...

I am definitely NOT looking that good anymore. After all, I could be that girl's mother. My remark was just about a very limited part of her anatomy, which will be seriously ... is "dangling" the word?... when she is my age.

[MEEOW]And oh yes, I wonder whether her mandibular problems will give her trouble one day...[/MEEOW] ;-)

Pastorius said...

Editrix,
I think that mandibular problem may make her even more attractive to a lot of young infidel guys. Women who can "unhinge" their jaw can ...

Well, forget it. I don't want to go into it here.

;-)

The_Editrix said...

"Women who can "unhinge" their jaw can ..."

Okay, I got your drift.

If I, as an ultra-respectable elder person, may say so: beware of sham packages.

Do you know the, notabene American, joke?

Q: Why does the bride smile on her way down the aisle?

A: Because she knows she has just given her last ... you got my drift?

;-)

Isaac Schrödinger said...

Urban_Infidel:

See this. It's a situation that involved choosing between enforcing sharia or saving lives.

Pastorius said...

The Editrix,
I don't get fooled by shams, and if I must be serious, this girl is lame.

I've been happily married for 18 years. I know what a good woman is.

But, the showy chicks are fun to look at.

The_Editrix said...

"But, the showy chicks are fun to look at."

You men are funny (peculiar, not ha ha) critters.

On a different note, I am always happy (and awe-stricken) at seeing a marriage that works. It's like seeing a white-tailed eagle or an edelweiss.

You are a lucky man. (Probably deservedly!) :-)