Infidels Burn Holy Koran, Rape Virgins, Insult Prophet - Giant Ten Foot Tall Spiders Eat Live Human Beings

A very special report (in the most very special manner of being very special) from Dag Nodhimmi and The Giant Spiders From Mars:


The Jews held a bonfire last evening in Vancouver, Canada, during which they had Christians throw the Holy Qur'an into the flames. Naked infidel women first rubbed the Holy Qur'an between their legs.

Men drank alcohol and cursed the Prophet (pbuh.)

The Jews did it. The Christians did it. This was shown on all the television stations in Canada.

There is a rumor making the rounds that unclean infidel men raped Muslim virgin women. The infidels raped Fatima and Aisha. Everyone saw this on television.

One glorious shahadi went to jannah when the Jews sent giant spiders to kill him as he tried to protect the honor of his sister.

This was all on television.

Yes, this was all on television.

All the infidels saw this. They hate the prophet. They curse Allah.

It was all on television.

The Jews had giant spiders that killed Muslim children. The giant spiders ate Muslim babies.

I saw all this on television. Giant spiders, ten meters high. I saw it on television.


I heard a rumor that the Jews invented television, because they thought that women's hair wasn't already sending off enough death rays.